OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!! Today I used a Living Social voucher I bought awhile back, for an hour-long facial. I have a friend at work who waxes just about orgasmic on the fabulocity of having a facial, how wonderful it feels, etc., so when the LS voucher came available, I got it, ‘cuz it also included a massage. 🙂
The thing one might not know about me is, I have an issue with the texture and feel of things like hand lotion, sunscreen, etc. – it absolutely creeps me out to the nth degree. Little did _I_ know, a facial is ALLLLLLLLL about lotion-y stuff. O M G. It was all I could do to stay in the room. I will NEVER have another facial as long as I live. It was so gross I’m creeping myself out as I write this. The aesthetician was like, “Well, you didn’t seem to really relax there…maybe you didn’t know what to expect.” (Ya think?<>)
As soon as I left the place, I stopped at the Verizon store to discuss my contract options. While sitting there, I had to get up and go wash my face with HAND SOAP and a paper towel, because I touched my face and got the goo in my eyes, which promptly burned…Dude, that stuff had to GO. No more facials for me, EVER. Yech.